thegreatcratsby:

follow oughtakahn. it’s his birthday

i’m at a brewery and someone is swinging a baby around

la is weird

lizisnotinteresting:

morgran:

stayuglystayangry:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

THE FRAGILITY

what i want to know is if, previous to this invention, straight men were afraid to wash their clothes or be clean

That’s actually why straight teenage boys use 14 cans of axe body spray a day, because they fear if they cleaned themselves they would become enraged with a thirst for huge man dongs.

is this the first time anyone’s ever heard of the “sport” / “pure sport” scent? it’s very common in men’s deodorant. the only reason anyone should freak out is cause bounce is targeting a specific group of people which is pretty damn silly since it’s just laundry detergent.

lizisnotinteresting:

morgran:

stayuglystayangry:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

THE FRAGILITY

what i want to know is if, previous to this invention, straight men were afraid to wash their clothes or be clean

That’s actually why straight teenage boys use 14 cans of axe body spray a day, because they fear if they cleaned themselves they would become enraged with a thirst for huge man dongs.

is this the first time anyone’s ever heard of the “sport” / “pure sport” scent? it’s very common in men’s deodorant. the only reason anyone should freak out is cause bounce is targeting a specific group of people which is pretty damn silly since it’s just laundry detergent.

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i write sad songs in 3/4

comadre:

"The Youth" release show happened 10 years ago today.Listen, download and enjoy…click here.

comadre:

"The Youth" release show happened 10 years ago today.

Listen, download and enjoy…click here.

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dad class

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